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welcome.
Welcome, harlots and he-whores. I’m Rosemary, the housewife behind Hardcore Housewife, and I am beyond excited to welcome you to my little corner of the internet. Whether you stumbled in here looking for recipes or wandered over out of curiosity about the name (don’t worry, I get it), I promise you’re…
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Our First Swinger Resort Experience: Splash Mocha, Fort Lauderdale
Hey harlots and he-whores! After nearly two decades in the swinger lifestyle, you’d think we’d have ticked “swinger resort” off our bucket list. But nope. For all the local parties, clubs, orgies, and couple swaps we’ve indulged in (and there have been plenty), we’d somehow never ventured beyond…
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Ho-Ho-Holiday Margarita Recipe
The holidays are a time for gathering, celebrating, and, let’s be honest, making cocktails that make you feel like a fancy bitch. And gentlemen, if you have a lady friend in your life you’re hoping to impress, this shit right here is going to do it. Behold, the…
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Understanding Swinger Terminology (So You Don’t Sound Like a Rookie)
Hey, hartlots and he-whores! So, you’re curious about swinging, or maybe you’re already dipping your toes (or more!) into the lifestyle pool. Good for you, you adventurous little skank! 🫦 But let me tell you, honey, the Swinger Lifestyle has its own language. And if you don’t know…
Hey there, babe! You’ve just stumbled into a space where sweet and spicy collide, and nothing’s off the table. Whether you’re here for the mouthwatering recipes, the jaw-dropping stories, or just to peek behind the curtain, you’re exactly where you need to be. So, kick off your heels, strip off your doubts, pour yourself something strong, and let’s crank up the heat. Life’s too short for boring – let’s make it wild, bold, and completely unforgettable!