Hey harlots and he-whores! After nearly two decades in the swinger lifestyle, you’d think we’d have ticked “swinger resort” off our bucket list. But nope. For all the local parties, clubs, orgies, and couple swaps we’ve indulged in (and there have been plenty), we’d somehow never ventured beyond…
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