Welcome, harlots and he-whores. I’m Rosemary, the housewife behind Hardcore Housewife, and I am beyond excited to welcome you to my little corner of the internet. Whether you stumbled in here looking for recipes or wandered over out of curiosity about the name (don’t worry, I get it), I promise you’re…
Hey harlots and he-whores! After nearly two decades in the swinger lifestyle, you’d think we’d have ticked “swinger resort” off our bucket list. But nope. For all the local parties, clubs, orgies, and couple swaps we’ve indulged in (and there have been plenty), we’d somehow never ventured beyond…
The holidays are a time for gathering, celebrating, and, let’s be honest, making cocktails that make you feel like a fancy bitch. And gentlemen, if you have a lady friend in your life you’re hoping to impress, this shit right here is going to do it. Behold, the…
Hey, hartlots and he-whores! So, you’re curious about swinging, or maybe you’re already dipping your toes (or more!) into the lifestyle pool. Good for you, you adventurous little skank! 🫦 But let me tell you, honey, the Swinger Lifestyle has its own language. And if you don’t know…
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Apple pie pie jelly-o fruitcake tootsie roll cotton candy macaroon danish. Topping marshmallow tiramisu pastry danish danish. Jelly-o lollipop jelly beans topping gummi bears dragée muffin gummi bears. Pastry dragée bonbon caramels topping marzipan sugar plum cupcake. Topping dragée toffee soufflé cupcake. Cookie pastry powder bonbon pastry. Gingerbread…
If Christmas were a cocktail, it would be the Naughty List Nog—creamy, dreamy, and just naughty enough to keep you warm through the season. I mean, who doesn’t love creamy things? I know I do. This Baileys-based drink is rich, indulgent, and unapologetically festive. It’s like a holiday sweater…
Hey harlots and he-whores!As one half of a swinging couple, I think I’m qualified to speak on the subject. One of the things I love about the lifestyle is how free it is. How accepting it is. How it’s open to everyone and so freaking inclusive. But that…
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Toffee icing cookie jelly beans soufflé shortbread croissant bear claw. Chocolate wafer sweet roll fruitcake chocolate cake oat cake jelly. Sweet candy canes chocolate bonbon cheesecake jelly beans. Cupcake chocolate jelly beans apple pie soufflé gummies cheesecake. Tart chocolate powder gingerbread tart cookie dessert pie dragée. Chupa chups…