Welcome harlots and ho-whores!
When I’m not in the kitchen or turning up the heat with my hubby, you’ll probably find me dancing in my living room, plotting my next adventure, or sipping a well-earned glass of wine. Life’s about balance, after all – a little sweetness, a little sass, and a whole lot of spice. Stick around, and you might just find yourself inspired to add a little extra flavor to your own life.
My Fav Quote
“We are not here to fit into the mold; we are here to shatter it.”
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how I got Here
Why I Love What I Do
Hey there, I’m Rosemary – your favorite sassy, mouthy housewife with a little extra spice! I’m all about serving up delicious meals, sizzling conversation, and keeping life as unpredictable as a plot twist.
Cooking has always been my love language, and my kitchen is where the magic (and a little mischief) happens. I love whipping up something special for my man, whether it’s a five-star dinner or a cozy late-night snack. But trust me, there’s more to me than just pots and pans.
For over a decade, my hubby and I have been living and loving the swinger lifestyle. It’s a journey that’s taught us the true meaning of connection, trust, and how to keep the flame burning in and out of the bedroom. Life’s too short to color inside the lines, so we’ve embraced our bold, vibrant, and unapologetic selves – and we wouldn’t have it any other way.
This space is my playground to share a peek behind the curtains of a life lived authentically, with a heavy dose of humor, sass, and heart. From steamy stories to hearty recipes and everything in between, you’re in for one hell of a ride.
So, grab a cocktail, settle in, and let’s turn up the heat together. Welcome to Hardcore Housewife – where life is deliciously unpredictable!
Favorite TV Show
Bridgerton or Shameless
Favorite Drink
Something Fruity
Favorite Food
Mexican
Favorite Toy
Tracy’s Dog (iykyk)
Favorite Book
Anything Smutty
Favorite Hobby