Ho-Ho-Holiday Margarita Recipe
The holidays are a time for gathering, celebrating, and, let’s be honest, making cocktails that make you feel like a fancy bitch. And gentlemen, if you have a lady friend in your life you’re hoping to impress, this shit right here is going to do it. Behold, the Ho-Ho-Holiday Margarita, a tangy-sweet, cranberry-kissed masterpiece that says, “I’m here to get shit-faced like the classy slut that I am.”
Jump to Recipe Print RecipeThis isn’t your average margarita. I’ve wife swapped, *ahem*, I mean swapped out the tropical vibes for a wintry twist with cranberry juice and rosemary garnish, turning this classic into a seasonal showstopper. Bonus points: it’s as photogenic as it is delicious. Because what’s a holiday party without an Instagram-worthy drink in hand?
Whether you’re hosting a crowd or sipping solo while wrapping presents, this cocktail is your ticket to feeling extra merry and bright. So grab your tequila, shake it like a polaroid picture, or in this case, a snow globe, and let’s toast to a season full of good times, good friends, fancy ass drinks.
Ho-Ho-Holiday Margarita Recipe
Equipment
- 1 Margarita Glass
- 1 Drink Shaker
Ingredients
- 2 oz Tequila The liquid courage you need for family gatherings.
- 1 oz Triple Sec Because orange liqueur is like mistletoe for your taste buds.
- 1 oz Lime Juice Fresh is best; we’re classy bitches.
- 1 oz Cranberry Juice Add a festive splash and a punch of tartness right to the taste buds.
- 1/2 oz Simple Syrup This isn't even anything you need to go buy. It's so easy to make yourself.
- Ice For shaking and chilling (the cocktail, not the mood, silly).
- Salt or sugar Rim job optional.
- Cranberries, lime wedge, a sprig of rosemary. Again, because we're fancy ass bitches, got it?
Instructions
- Rim That Glass: Swipe the rim with a lime wedge, dip it in salt or sugar, and give yourself a pat on the back for being fancy.
- Shake It Off: Throw tequila, triple sec, lime juice, cranberry juice, and simple syrup into a cocktail shaker with ice. Shake like you’re dodging awkward holiday small talk.
- Pour & Adore: Strain the mix into your rimmed glass over fresh ice. Pause to admire your handiwork.
- Accessorize: Garnish with cranberries, lime, and a rosemary sprig. Bonus points if it doubles as a tiny Christmas tree.
- Sip & Repeat: Toast to a season that sparkles and sip your way through ho-ho-holiday drink.